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Jija Saali ki Masti Majedaar Chutkule जीजा साली की मस्ती

एक बार जीजा - साली में सेटिंग हो गई , साली भी शादी शुदा थी ,
जीजा बोला - जानू मुझे तुम्हारे साथ अधिक मजा आता है। 
साली बोली - मेरे पति तो कहते है की उनको दीदी के साथ ज्यादा मजा आता है।


जीजा जी अपने साली से
जीजा - साली साहिबा आपके सहर में सबसे मसहूर कौन है
साली - जीजा जी जो सबसे मसहूर थी उसको तो आप ले गए।

A Honourable True Story of Students who Pass with fist, Second or Third Class

A Honourable true story
In India
'1st Class' Students who pass the
Technical and enrolls in
They have become a doctor or engineer
'2nd Class' pass the

Perfect Example of Confidence of an Employee in the Office


A Employee in an office dialled his boss's number by mistake.


Employee :    Hello, send a tea to my cabin within two minutes !......

Perfect Example of Confidence of an Employee in the Office


Boss   :    shouted at employee and ask "Do you know who’s on the line ?"!!!!

When Wife call Her Husband from Another Sim Card

Woman purchase a new SIM Card put into her Phone and decides 
When Wife call Her Husband from Another Sim Card - Husband Wife Jokes


to give surprise to her Husband who is in the Living Room.

She is goning  to the Kitchen and call her Husband  " Hello Darling "
 

James Called up His Girlfriend Over the Cell Phone

Girl Friend Boy Friend Jokes                                                                       Husband Wife Jokes

James called up his girlfriend over the cell phone..
But Her dady picked up the phone.. oh my God!!
James Called up His Girlfriend Over the Cell Phone


Dady  :   Hello.. Who’s on the line?

What Happen When a Person Meets His Wife at The Door of Heaven

A person perishes
Reached the gates of heaven
Chitra met on her own!
Chitragupta said - "You are a
Condition could come within
Be! "

When A Girl Try to Jump to Suicide How A Boy Save Her

Once a girl to die by jumping from bridge
Just then a Boy on bike came ,  
He hold her hand and ask before to die
Please let me kiss.....  
The girl agreed. After 5 minutes of kissing,   boy  asked the girl
“why do you want to suicide ?”
Girl quote - my parents, my Yun

 do not like to be walking and wearing dress like girls. I am a Boy.  My name is Munna.


When A Girl Try to Jump to Suicide How A Boy Save Her

What Happen When Two Friends Lost Their Girl Friends

Aman and Rohit  ki girl Friends kho jati hai

Aman   :           teri girl friend kaisi dikhti hai?
Rohit    :           She is with 5'6 height
                        36-24-36 ( figure )
                        Fair
                        Hot
                        blue eyes
                        mast hai yaar ..or suna , how is yours girl friend ?
.
.
.
Aman :             Goli maar mere wali ko Yaar teri hi dhundte hai  .. 

Husband Wife with Marriage Certificate Finding Expire Date

Husband Wife with Marriage Certificate Finding Expire Date
Husband Watching Marriage Certificate

1.     1 Husband Apne Marriage Certificate Ko 1 Ghante
Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Wife:- Tum Keya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Hus:- Expire Date Dhoond Raha Hu.
Salo ne likhi nahi.......

God’s Gift to Ladies with Difference between Talent and God’s Gift

God’s Gift to Ladies with Difference between Talent and God’s Gift
Gods Gift to Women

1.     Difference between Talent and God's gift ?
.
.
.
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
This is Talent
.

Marketing Manager frustrated because of his wife nature and letter to Father - in - Law


Marketing Manager frustrated because of his wife nature and letter to Father - in - Law
1.     Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
...
... he got frustrated & Sent a notice to her
father.

Pappu with Papa while Marriage and Honeymoon photgraphs on Dads Day Children Jokes

While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents on Dads Day, the Beta asks his Papa:

Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?”

Pappu with Papa while Marriage and Honeymoon photgraphs, Children Jokes

Girl With Sexy Perfume in Lift with Shit Smell or Muli Tase Rs 14 KG

Girl With Sexy Perfume in Lift with Shit Smell or Muli Tase Rs 14 KG

1.     Santa In Lift..
.
Girl : Mehnga Perfume
Laga K Lift Me Ayi,
.
Or
.
Santa Ko Akad K Boli
Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)

Wife In A Temple for to Wishes with funny Husband

Husband's Gift to wife on Anniversary and Aim on Second anniversary

1.     Patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” 
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

Children Jokes Pappu with His Teacher in The Class Room

Children Jokes Pappu with His Teacher in The Class Room
Pappu with His Teacher

 TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!