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God’s Gift to Ladies with Difference between Talent and God’s Gift

1.     Difference between Talent and God's gift ?
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A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
This is Talent
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A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
This is God's gift


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     BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??


GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr .. Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!




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     BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??


GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr .. Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!

Ladka Ek Ladki Ka Peecha Kr Rha Tha
Girl: Tumhey Pata Hei Peechey Meri Maa Aa Rhi Hei.
Boy: Tu Tension Naa Le, Ham Khaandani Aashiq Hein,
Tumhari Maa k Peechey Mera Baap Aa Rha Hei.

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Biwiya apne pati ko A.G. kyo kahti hai?

Kyuki Biwiya Sanskari hoti hai

Bhare Bazar me "Abe Ghadhe" nahi keh sakti isliye short mein AG Kehti h



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    Wife: mere irade bade nek hain, aap hajaro mein ek hain...

husband: dimag ke hum bhi DON hain,, kameeni

pehle ye bata baki ke 999 kaun hain..


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A biker stops when he notice - a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.

He asks her: Do U mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had.
When she finished, He said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had.
Why R U committing suicide?
She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..


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A Man was being interviewed for the 

post of a Commando 

in Army. 

Interviewer: "We want a person with a 
suspicious mind; 
always alert, 
merciless; 
ready to attack; 
high sense of hearing &
most importantly; 
having a killer instinct. 

So Do you think you are eligible?" 

Man: "No Sir; 
but can my Wife apply?

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   Bhakth :- 'Baba' Pyar karna Padta hai ya ho Jata Hai ?



Baba :- 'Beta' Agar Ladki Khoobsurat ho aur Scooty pe ho... toh ho Jata Hai...
Agar Ladki Badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho... toh karna padta hai..


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Patnī nē apanē pati sē pūchā,"jaba hamanē śādī kī thī tab tō āpa mujhē baṛē pyar se  kitne  nāmōṁ sē bulātē thē, jaisē mērī rasa malā'ī, mērī barphī, mērī  rabaṛī  lēkina ab  in  nāmōṁ sē kyōṁ nahī  bulātē?"


Pati nē kahā, "dūdha kī miṭhāi  kitanē din tak taji  rahēgī."



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                   People Who Propose Girls On Confession Pages

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are the same people who write "I LOVE U BABY" On toilet doors !

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         At Traffic Signal Boyfriend To Girlfriend:Jaan Main Tumhari Ankhon Main Saara Jahan Dekh Sakta Hoo. Paas Main Ek Aadmi Without Helmet Khada Tha, 

Usne Kaha Bhaisahab Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Aage Chaurahe Par Helmet Ki checking Ho Rahi Hai Ya Nahi..


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         LADKA BOLA DILRUBA, LADKI BOLI BALANCE DALWA,

LADKA BOLA PAISE NAHIN HAI ,

LADKI BOLI KAISE NAHIN HAI,
LADKA BOLA MAHENGAYI HAI, 
LADKI BOLI TU AAJ SE MERA BHAI HAI


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